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Useless Facts you probably didn’t know about me…

When I was 9 yrs old I slid on the pavement after watching the movie Saturday night fever. I tried to re create Travolta sliding on the dance floor. I scraped both of my knees really bad.

I thought Darth Vader was “Dark Vater”

I used to say “Fark instead of Fart.

I listened to the Cranberries “linger” song so long, the cassette burned out.

I was going to attend Second City Comedy school while in elementary school…got cold feet. I never went

Once upon a time I jumped and grabbed a 10 ft basketball rim…”once”

I used to sneek into the back room and eat the communion wafers and drink the wine in the Catholic School. I was 11yrs old.

I chose Thomas from Detroit over Jordan from Chicago. I wore the number 11 all through HS.

Ran home through a Gang drive by…still alive!

My first rock concert was “Carlos Santana” in 1994.

After the first date I told my friend, “I met my wife today”. She thought I was crazy, but 8 yrs later I married her.

I almost cried as the band continued playing as the ship went down.

Sang in a band called “caravan 2:11. We were booked non stop every weekend for whole year. I was 19yrs old. Reina sang as well, and Alex was on drums. We still have crates full of them cd’s.

My first kiss was a disaster and it was at a funeral

I used to paint my finger nails blue while in H.S…Weird…I know…

I was a huge Jim Morrison follower in HS.

In 8th grade I hit a last second 3 pointer to take us to the playoffs, We lost the championship.

I ran into Harry Caray in down town Chicago, I was10 yrs old, he was drunk out of his mind.

Every Saturday morning I had a cheeseburger and a fruit punch from Don’s grill in Chicago, while I watched the muppet babies…as a kid of course…

As a teen my buddy stole his dad’s car for a day to go to the beach…I was the driver…Wish I could pay back for that side view mirror.

My mom nicknamed me “pelon” as a kid…hated it…( i had a shaved head!)

Almost had major surgery twice…Dr. had no clue…” take and educated guess, we’ll give u a degree in Medicine…jk…

I was determined to be an architect. I was determined to be a pro ball player, I was determined to be a surgeon, I was determined to be on Saturday night live. I may have a chance to still play pro ball. hahahaha

I was given the nickname fuser (foo-ser) after the movie motorcycle diaries. The film depicts the story of Ernesto Guevara De La Serna before he became “Che”. Not the greatest nickname while I was living in Miami.

What about you? Got any dirt on yourself?

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