More facts you didn’t know about me…I wonder how long this blog series can go?
-I broke into my own car 3 times during college, because I locked my keys inside…
-I chopped my Mohawk off cause the Hair-cuttery ruined it…All I wanted was a trim.
-I ate lunch at the same table with Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Anistan on the set of the break up.
-I fell asleep on my way to pick Reina up while in college. I ended up on the grass off my exit…my heart was racing…and so embarrassing.
-When Alex was a toddler I stuck my thumb in his mouth cause his mouth was open. He bit down and crushed my thumb…I screamed with no sound so nobody would hear me…LOL.
-as a kid we climbed into a cardboard box and threw ourselves down 20 concrete stairs…”young and dumb”.
-I flipped off my chair at Olive Garden, right when the waitress asked for my order…I was sitting head of the table…dang…we had a party of 15.
-During a worship service as a teen, I smacked myself with the stick in the face.. Tears were flowing from my eye… People were like, “spirit was moving, Jesse was crying”.
-When I met Reina my hair was long and Red.
-My brother Albert knocked me out with a left hook. We would put the gloves on and box on the weekends…Left hook slipped a little too hard. All I remember is waking up.
-In 8th grade to impress the girls in our class my buddy and I stripped into our boxers and lay in the snow…”if i could go back I’d slap myself”.
-I tried to cut my hair with a razor as a young teen.
-Almost gave Chris Martin from Coldplay my TSP demo…
-My name is Jesus santoyo.
-I used to secretly give my dog bubble gum…he loved it.
This is just too darn funny thanks for the laughs man.
I AGREE ANDY SAYS TO YEAH WE NEED TO GET YOU TO RIDE OUR DONKEY FOR THAT CAN BE ANOTHER FACT YOU KNOW YOU GETTING BUCKED OFF LOL
.LOOOL AWEESOME. those girls back in 8th grade must’ve really been impressed O_o